Who is a good defense attorney for attempted murder?
I’m the wealthiest kid on my street and this kid down the road called me fat. I said he couldn’t afford food because his dad is a sandpaper salesman. Things escalated, and to make a long and convoluted story shorter than his three-inch penis, I ran him over with my golf cart.
Both of his legs were broken and he needed to have skin grafted from his chest to cover the skid marks across his back. Of course, he decided to be a filthy poor scumbag and told his parents what I did. Now they want me to go to jail for attempted murder because I’m eighteen years old. Are they insane? I have MONEY. They deserve to have their legs broken for being so poor.
Who is the best lawyer in the Tampa Bay, FL area? I want to counter-sue for defamation of character and take their family sandpaper plant. Then I plan to rub the sandpaper across the kid’s back until he needs more grafts, just to show how superior I am.
McCain 2008!
If this is true, you just screwed yourself. You openly admitted to commiting a crime, and worse show no remorse.
If this is a joke, you should have put Obama 2008, not Mccain
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